Hotel Curtains

While giving birth to a particularly unpleasant mudchild in the toilets of the hotel entrance I was disheartened to see no toilet paper, but particularly relieved that the curtains were wiped away. I felt I had no other choice.Was I right? What do you

I once faced a similar situation. I was caught short welcome back one of my infamous cocktail. I had to use the bathroom pool house, I can not comply, and after a long exhaust hose pull, I found that there was no toilet paper.
As luck would have it, all my guests, who enjoyed a dip in the pool at night, had put all their clothes and effects in the sun next to the toilet. So, after checking that nobody was in the pool house with me, I managed to waddle with caution on clothes that have been laid on the couch and quickly enter a garment in which to delete toffee strings were now projecting my "gardener entry» ... Phew ...
It was a terrible moment, which could be very embarrassing. But fortunately, I was saved by scarf Urquhart "silk head.
I quickly washed and relaxed in a chair. I think she was too drunk to notice. But I can tell, when she left the party wearing the scarf - it really has the poor girl reaked sh1t.
A lesson I learned .... No amount of expensive Chanel perfume, you can hide the stench of raw human feces.
It has never been invited to a cocktail back over the summer by one of my friends ....
And all this because I have no toilet paper!

Yes

absolutely!

Which hotel and where, by the way I want to avoid this one lol

xxx

You should check before you sit down.

How do you know anyone who uses your towels to clean if you run out of paper?

Ultimately, if you ever come visit me I'll make sure I have 20 rolls ready for you:)

course ... b & bs in a few stayed in I did not even go to the toilet ... oh the mess ...

course - a good surprise for the Polish cleaner in the morning without any doubt

no ... is bad. they must have had Kleenex or something in there. it .... Gross Yuk!

You just better hope the guy before you did not do exactly the same thing. yuck!

Only if you also intend to blow at the same station.

Are you slipping??

Without a shadow of a doubt, you were 100% right to use what ever wipe impliment was closest at hand.

I suggest in future if there were no curtains around waiting for a cleaner comes to clean the toilet and get them to lick clean.

This method has always worked for me so far

lol, Thanks, I needed a laugh

If the curtains open?

I say sick

lol! someone who has worked at the hotel should have ensured supplies were there for use by people visiting the place. Not your fault.

ya gotta do what you must do hotels usually leave a couple rolls in the bath if they didn't too bad for them. just tell me which hotel in what city so I do not take shower curtain ok